Cristiano Ronaldo's Night After "El Clásico"

What Cristiano Ronaldo did after Real Madrid lost to Barcelona  

We all know that Real Madrid vs Barcelona ended with Catalunya's team getting the win and Cristiano Ronaldo didn't scored. However, we believe, there were more than 43 (the number of goals currently scored by Cristiano Ronaldo) parallel universes where Real Madrid won El Clásico and another 13 (the number of assists of the world's football best player) where the Portuguese National captain scored an hattrick.
But do you know what CR7 did after the match? Cristiano Ronaldo picked up his Lamborghini Aventator and went to Badajoz to buy 15 caramels in a 1 hour journey.

Cristiano Ronaldo asking in spanish for caramels

Cristiano Ronaldo went to Badajoz to buy caramels

Some rumours stated that Cristiano Ronaldo axed a post El Clasico party organised by his new hot girlfriend after Real Madrid were defeated, but we all saw in the flash interview that he was too upset to have fun on Sunday night. We deny such claims and we got some evidences to support our article.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Lamborghini Aventator arriving in Badajoz

Cristiano Ronaldo Escaped Madrid's Nightlife

Pastelaria Tentacíon San Fernando is the name of Cristiano Ronaldo's choice. Pastelaria Tentacíon sells a several kinds of caramel, with reports indicating that the portuguese skipper's favorite brand to be a strawberry-flavored caramel with Messi-sized proportions (2€/Kg - a discount previously only available to Sergio Ramos, Real Madrid's captain). Once again, our extremly dubious sources indicate that this could be related to a new-found pregnancy of Cristiano's new girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez. 

CR7 and Sergio Ramos on a post-Pastelaria Tentácion sugar-high

For all of our readers, Madridistas supporters and Cristiano Ronaldo lovers, we invite you to share your theories of these SHOCKING events on the comments below or to the following email address (which may or may not exist): cr7caramels@hotmail.com

Unfortunately, the content of this article is not true, but it could be someday :)