Cristiano Ronaldo's new hairstyler is from the 80s

Cristiano Ronaldo current season statistics fall short of his prior season, where he lead Portugal to Euro 2016 success, and after some discussion with his family and closer friends the reason was identified: he wasn't able to find a cool haircut to face the 2016-2107 season.

Cristiano Ronaldo believes his success is due to his hairstyle

During the present season, Cristiano Ronaldo showed up a couple different haircuts, and none was able to bring fortune to the Portuguese National captain. 

Combining this with Cristiano Ronaldo's regular promises of love for his former club Sporting CP, where, every now and then, claims that he owns everything to Sporting we, at Ronaldo's Parallel Universe, interpret this as:

 "The reason why I'm the best football player of the world is related to my haircut during my period at Sporting CP, because simply I've felt like I was a Gipsy King musician"

When Cristiano Ronaldo was confused with a Gipsy King member

Moreover, his youth desire to be a member of the flameco group was the main reason to convince the Portuguese National captain to move to the Spanish football league.

80's haircut is Cristiano's shortest path to become an Hollywood star

Lately, there were some rumours about Cristiano's desire to become an Hollywood star after he retires and the best way to achieve his goal is through an 80's haircut.

With that in mind, Cristiano Ronaldo hired the retired hairstyler that came up with Patrick Swayze haircut during the shooting of "Roadhouse", with the goal to replicate his haircut at the time he switches Sporting CP for Manchester United.

The next haircut of Cristiano Ronaldo

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Once again, unfortunately the content of this article is not true, but let's pray to become true someday :)